This first one is tough to beat. First of all, you are already saving on the price of a ticket just from purchasing your first month of moviepass. At $9.95 a month, you’re already guaranteed to have saved money if you see at least one movie any month, but they let you go any day of the week/month/year, as often as you want up to one movie per day. I used to rarely ever go to the movie theater because I always found more value in dodging the hype and waiting for it to come out on some streaming service or watching it vicariously through memes. Before I saw Infinity War in theaters (thanks to moviepass) I saw thousands of memes online and felt like I already knew the ending, which was exactly like the memes. Then, to go see another movie the next day I’d have to buy a whole new ticket; that concept now seems so strange to me.
In the last four months, here’s the list of ten movies I’ve seen. Probably going to see Adrift tonight if anyone was wondering.
1. Solo: A Star Wars Story
2. A Quiet Place
3. Deadpool 2
4. Breaking In
5. Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare
6. Avengers: Infinity War
8. Red Sparrow
9. Forever My Girl
10. Game Night
Want the softest underwear you have ever felt in your life? The comfort to price ratio is unbeatable, especially when factoring in durability and lack-of-wedgieness. As I move apartments and start a life in a new city, one of the pleasures I’m treating myself to is incrementally replacing my wardrobe in small pieces at a time. I’m using the 90/90 rule to get rid of clothes and items I haven’t used in the last 90 days and don’t plan on using in the next 90 days, and taking this opportunity to streamlines clothes and condensing the time I spend everyday deciding what to wear. One pair of meundies a month for $16 gives me comfort you would only know if you also subscribe to their service. So give it a shot, you don’t like it? Idk, bring that up with them maybe I’m just a really big fan. Go do it.
So what pair did I last order? You’re a little nosey aren’t you?
The big boy. The beast. The razor that shaves the mane. The executive. $9 every OTHER month if you choose to set your plan to every other month instead of monthly? Bet. You already know what this is. The king of kings. The dollar of shave clubs. The smoothest razor the world has felt against a buttered up face after a steaming shower. Get your kit, and don’t settle for a two or 4 blade. No. Treat yourself to the executive and feel the blades caress your skin. I dig it. You should, too.
If there are any subsciption services you love, send them my way. I heard the FabFitFun Box is really great, so if that’s what you’re into, I mean, go for it. And if you want to know what to pick from Nordstrom’s Half-Yearly Sale for under $20 because money is tight (we get it), you can get some suggestions here courtesy of xoxotheeverydaybabe. Later fellas.